Thursday, February 25, 2010

Using a cd player

Hey my names Hung Lo and today I'm going to teach you how to use a cd player. The first thing you should do is find a cd. When you find a cd open the case by having the front picture right side up and putting your hands on each side of the cd. When you've done that put your thumbs on the bumpy side located on the right and pull the case apart. After you've done that you'll see the cd on the right half of the case. put ur index or middle finger in the middle hole of the cd, find a indent somewhere around the cd, push the middle circle and pull the indented part upward. Put the middle part of the cd onto the middle of the cd player with the picture side up. Then close the cd player and press the play button which is the one with the sideways triangle.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

the silly fairytale

Once opon a time there was a little girl named Little Red Riding Hood skipping through the forest with a basket full of muffins for her disabled grandma. She was a 11 year old white girl with a weight problem. She weighed 639 pounds but she still just wanted to make it to her grandmas house. When she got to her grandmas house she knocked on the door waited but no answer. She rang the doorbell waited but still no answer. She finally just walked in and saw that there was blood all over the walls and a trail leading to the kitchen. Little Red Riding Hood slowly made her way to the kitchen. Right before she went into the kitchen to see what happened she grabbed her grandmothers antique lamp. Her grandmother came around the corner and said How did u get in. It scared the bajeebers out of her as she gripped the lamp, swung around as fast as she could and swung the sharpest part of the lamp right into the left side of her grandmas head. Little Red Riding Hood dropped the lamp realizing what she had done, to bad the lamp was stuck in her old grannys head. As her grandma fell to the floor she ran to the phone in the kitchen, only to find that her grandma that the reason there was blood everywhere was because she was cooking something she killed. Little Red Riding Hood was curious to what she was cooking so she walked closer to see her grandpas head floating in a pot of boiling water. She ran for the door when she remembered her delicious muffins that she left on the table. She went to grab the muffins when she remembered she didn't close the door. She quickly grabbed the basket anyway and ran. When she got to the door she saw a Big Bad Wolf standing in the doorway. The wolf looked at her and charged after her into the bedroom. She was cornered and ready to die as the wolf crepped closer. All of a sudden the roof started to cave in above the wolfs head. Little Red Riding Hood screamed as hundreds of human bodys and bones came crashing down on to the wolf, crushing and killing it. She quickly stood up and slower made her way out of the room. She could see the front door was open and she sprinted outside. 7 seconds after she left the house she tripped over a branch, rolled down a hill, got knocked out on a large rock and went into the lake below to drown. The End