Stevo’s Big Day
On April 22, 2010, a little boy the age of 23 named Stevo was walking down Saints street in West Hollywood, California. While walking he came across a homeless man with a sigh that said “Dude woah can somebody tell me what day it is.” Stevo told him it was May 14th, just to confuse him a little. The homeless man said “God bless you sir.” and handed Steve a beer bottle. He took it and started to drink it, but when it touched his tongue he found out it wasn’t actually beer, it was cherry Kool-Aid the worst kind. Stevie freaked and whipped the bottle at the hobos head, knocking him unconscious. Some homosexual freaked out and dialed 9-1-1. When the police came they arrested Steve and put him in the back of the cop car. On the way to the police station Stevo got hungry and asked one of the cops if he had anything to eat. The cop pulled out his spider-man lunch box and gave him some watermelon. While eating his delicious and juicy watermelon a bumblebee must of came in the car when Stevie was getting arrested because it flew onto his watermelon and poor little Steve bit right where it was that’s when the bumblebee stung his tongue causing him to scream and even start crying. The cops pulled over opened the door and asked what was wrong. Steve said in a sad voice that a bee stung him. The cops laughed and made fun of him. They told him he was too much of a baby to go to jail, so they let him go. He started to walk back home when he saw the homeless man again. The silly hobo sprinted as fast as he could towards Steve screaming like an Arabian suicide bomber. Stevo freaked out and beat the badonkadonk out of him. The poor little hobo was knocked unconscious again
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Sweet :/
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